2003-08-02 - 9:14 a.m.

i woke up with a sore throat. the phone was ringing, i still intoxicated stumbled and fell to my knees just short of reach of the phone. i hate when that happens. when i fall trying to get something, it is always still out of reach. so i had to do one of those stretch numbers, because im too lazy to get to my feet again. i got it. just in time for the answering machine. i have one of those fuckers that doesnt stop once you pick up the phone. you have to listen to that ratched voice and then record whatever conversation you're attempting to create. until minutes later you are alarmed by this high pitch beep.

im so mad again i forgot if there was a point. if there was im sure it was going to be something about me being very upset about waking up too early.

did i tell you i picked up my new car? it is so scary to drive. every time i get into it i think i am going to get into an accident.

i cant wait for CHRIS to come up, for we shall drive in my scary car and eat lovely food.