2003-05-29 - 5:51 p.m.

so i may be too lazy to play frisbee. or i am not as graceful as i would hope. being humorous isnt one of my attributes and i could probably shed a few pounds. schooling is not a priority right now, making me less intellectual than some of my peers.

but i can bake really good chocolate chip cookies, speak in front of an audience and do your taxes with ease. i also can blow big bubbles with my gum. do a decent Stewart impression and tell you hundreds of phone numbers off the top of my head.

this is me justifing my life and qualities to myself. i am sick of comparing my shortcomings to other peoples excessive traits. im just thinking the "broken record" approach will work better than the "strength in numbers" approach. yea...i also listened to my D.A.R.E. officer.